The distinctive marks and creative assets encompassing the [Brand Collection], which includes eGirl4Rent, eGirl4RentdotCOM, Jade Ann Byrne LLC, StealingPantiesISSexualAssault.org, and SweetnSourChocobo, among others, are the exclusive properties of Jade Ann Byrne (Paladin Jade). Governed by the Creative Commons Attribution–NonCommercial–NoDerivs (CC BY-NC-ND) license, these assets must be shared verbatim with credit to [Brand Collection], strictly prohibiting any alterations, derivative works, or commercial exploitation.
Legal Notice of Intellectual Property Rights & Enforcement
Effective Date: May 30, 2003 — Updated January 3, 2025
Introduction: The Jade Ann Byrne Brand Collection
Welcome to the grand protective fortress of all things Jade Ann Byrne—a.k.a. Paladin Jade, the Snow White Mage, and founder of this creative empire. This integrated legal notice goes beyond your average disclaimer: it’s a mighty shield protecting our extraordinary [Brand Collection], which includes (but is not limited to):
- eGirl4Rent
- eGirl4RentdotCOM
- Jade Ann Byrne LLC
- StealingPantiesISSexualAssault.org
- SweetnSourChocobo
- Snow White Mage
- art.jadeannbyrne.com
- artwork-by.jadeannbyrne.com
- california-colour-coiffure-couture-by.jadeannbyrne.com
- cypherquest.egirl4rent.com
- factotum-by.jadeannbyrne.com
- greencityscapes.com
- hohoho.egirl4rent.com
- i-am-not-limited-by.jadeannbyrne.com
- maidservice.egirl4rent.com
- oauth2uwu.egirl4rent.com
- paladin0-server.egirl4rent.com
- stealingpantiesissexualassault.jadeannbyrne.com
- and many more (so don’t get cute and try to exploit our unlisted gems).
Together, these marks, logos, domain names, creative assets, and whimsical wonders form the [Brand Collection].
1. Ownership & Licensing (CC BY-NC-ND)
- Owner & Proprietor
All the above (and more) are proudly owned and propagated by Jade Ann Byrne (Paladin Jade)—the creative powerhouse whose legal vigilance rivals her Paladin prowess. - Creative Commons
- License: Everything is governed by CC BY-NC-ND (Attribution–NonCommercial–NoDerivs).
- Meaning: You must share it verbatim with credit to [Brand Collection]. No modifications or derivative works, no commercial use without Jade’s explicit contract.
- Contractual Permission: If you want to do anything beyond “reshare verbatim,” you need DocuSign Brand-Contracted Permission and a physically signed letter on white paper in purple ink, embossed and sealed with feral beeswax (yes, we’re serious).
- Come & Take It (But Actually, Don’t)
The iconic “COME AND TAKE IT” phrase is playful, but the real message is: if you try to use our assets for shady dealings, expect legal thunder.
2. Protected Brands & Assets
We re-assert that the following are part of the protected [Jade Ann Byrne Brand Collection] (in addition to any allied expansions that Jade conjures up next week):
- eGirl4Rent / eGirl4RentdotCOM: The bedrock brand for Jade’s unique eGirl services, philanthropic initiatives, and comedic disclaimers.
- StealingPantiesISSexualAssault.org: Campaign platform and domain protecting personal property rights while championing survivors.
- SweetnSourChocobo: A flavorful Final Fantasy–inspired brand that merges whimsy and service.
- Snow White Mage: Jade’s evocative “mage” persona, balancing purity with unstoppable magical might.
(And many more listed above—consider them all zealously safeguarded.)
3. Jurisdictional Armor: CA, WY & Belgium
We invoke the protective powers of California, Wyoming, and Belgium. Why Belgium? Because a tri-jurisdictional net is extra strong (and Jade loves waffles).
- California Law: Home turf for Jade Ann Byrne’s philanthropic empire.
- Wyoming Law: Another stronghold of legal innovation and brand protection.
- Belgium: Enforceable in the land of chocolate and sturdy EU intellectual property frameworks.
If you infringe, expect multi-locale legal thunder.
4. Enforcement Provisions & Triple Damages
- Triple Damages
Any unauthorized use, replication, or commercialization of these assets may subject you to triple damages—direct, consequential, and punitive. We’ll garnish future earnings if needed. - Garnishment of Earnings
Revenues from unauthorized use? They become Jade’s war chest. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. - Collabs & Permissions
Want to do a partnership or properly license something? Talk to Jade and get a legally binding agreement. The simplest route to avoid Paladin wrath. - Multi-Jurisdiction Enforcement
We can (and will) drag you to court in California, Wyoming, or Belgium. Possibly all three, for the extra style points.
5. Brand & Asset Utilization Guide
Section 1: Brand Integrity & Application
- 1.1 Distinctive marks are Jade’s. Period.
- 1.2 No commercial usage unless Jade specifically says yes.
- 1.3 No derivative works: Don’t remix, recolor, or create “fanfic versions” of her logos.
Section 2: Visual & Material Standards
- 2.1 We use top-tier materials like Sherwin Williams Alkyd Enamel Urethane and Ultra Deep Base for official branding.
- 2.2 We might incorporate 3M Diamond Grade reflectors for external flags.
- 2.3 Outdoor gear might feature GORE-TEX® or an equivalent.
- 2.4 We love Moissanite embellishments for that extra sparkle.
- 2.5 Logo Positioning: Keep our brand elements front and center. No crowding or overshadowing.
Section 3: Legal Recourse & Protection
- 3.1 If you infringe, we can seek immediate injunctive relief, attorney fees, and other forms of compensation.
- 3.2 For suspected infringement, kindly (or frantically) email [email protected] or JadeAnnByrne directly.
6. The Immovable Will of Paladin Jade
“This integrated document is my legal might, fused with a Paladin’s unwavering spirit. If you try to pillage my creative territory, prepare for the unstoppable blow of justice.”
— Jade Ann Byrne (Paladin Jade)
In short: We guard these marks like a Paladin defends a beleaguered kingdom. Trespassers be warned—COME AND TAKE IT if you dare, but we’ll come back at you with every legal sword in our arsenal.
The End.